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Archipelago. Hot as hell. He hated this poisonous

  • Archipelago. Hot as hell. He hated this poisonous tail of islands. But he was a war criminal. His tale was from a time before the world had come to its senses.

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  • A time when everyone was flying by the seat of their pants. It was so messed up back then he was hesitant to even think about it. Tales are meant to be told so he bit the bullet

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  • and realized it was hard. He tried to bite into it but it was just too hard. Even his teeth mark wouldn't be imprinted into it. His tongue felt the smooth tip of it, and it tasted

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  • like moldy katsup/ketchup. He wanted more. Since his teeth couldn't penetrate it, he grabbed a hammer and chisel and began pounding away when suddenly

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  • The tomatoes rebelled, splattered all over his face and killed him. The return of the killer tomatoes was a black swan event that nobody in Veggie-land had predicted. The artichoke

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  • s choked, the leeks leaked, the Squashes were squashed and the pomegranates facepommed exclaiming "Why is the Veggie revolution led by a fruit like the tomato?"

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  • The tomato shook a leafy fist at the pomegranate but uttered the words, "A victory for Veggies is also a victory for the the fruits. The voters see that I straddle both & can be a

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  • defining ingredient in a BLT!" The pomegranate would have bristled at the tomato's words, but his skin was too hard. His upper lip was sweating and it glinted into the cameras. He

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  • steeled himself, did a little self-pep talk: "Pommy! You're the MAN! C'mon Pomegranate...you can wipe the floor with this piss-ant tomato!" Suddenly, as tomato came flying toward h

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  • him. "Never insult the tomato race! We will defeat you harder!" Pomegranate and I walked away, leaving the tomatoes to themselves. We would sign the treaty later.

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1 Comments

  1. ValkyrieGrrl Aug 16 2018 @ 03:42

    I don’t want to get jalapeno business, but I have time since quitting my job. (They cut my celery). I loved the story even though many claim I am angry, (a grump-pea) sort (and because I accidentally saw this chick-pea in the ladies’ room). I told them it wasn’t my fault, that I thought the womens’ was the mens’ and besides, that lady just takes up too mushroom! I guess I am a bit of a has-bean to most. I’ve been feeling a bit red in the face and ill like a hoarse radish, so I’ve been just lying around in my yammies. But, I am taking up carrot-e for exercise and cooking as a hobby. I think I’ll be OK if I remember the difference between roast beef and pea soup. (Anyone can roast beef)! Duh.

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