"A dastardly plan you say?" mused Vernon-droid

"A dastardly plan you say?" mused Vernon-droid "yes indeed" squeaked Vinny-droid Adam's face was inches away from the tiny TV screen as Droids his favourite show drew to a close.

Everything was forever, until it was no more. Hypernormalisation set in. Adam was part of that scene and made the perfect guinea pig. So was his mum. It was exciting at first.

The possibility of finding himself in the same hole he came out of tickled some perverse part of his mind. Then he would remember the damage he did coming out. He didn't do it any

more damage, instead walking to the station and boarding a train. There were ways to get around without relying on eerie, magical portals, he'd decided.

However, he didn't know whether to invest in a unicycle or a bicycle. He knew that hipsters ride bicycles, but what if he wanted to be a hippity hopster? He cringes. Maybe there

is a way to connect two unicycles together and ride them without it becoming a ho-hum bicycle? By gum, he was going to find out. So he sauntered into the unicycle store and bought

a dozen eggs and a small black coffee. "Aren't you even going to buy a unicycle?" the shopkeeper wailed after him. Giving up on his dual-unicycle dreams, the jaded

hipster simply answered "no". Slightly caffeinated and full of protein, he started to see how silly his dreams really were. In his heart, he knew what a dual-unicycle really was:

a plain ol' bicycle. He learned an important lesson that day, how to be truly cool. Scale back, work hard, don't expect handouts, live simply, and get on that bike and ride.