One day, as Fil the fish was swimming, he

One day, as Fil the fish was swimming, he suddenly forgot how. He began sinking! Desperate, he asked other fish for help when he saw a starfish.

"Hey, starfish! How do you get around without swimming?", the fish shouted as he sank. The starfish held up two inflated water wings. "Im doomed, never make it to the brunch buffet

concert. I love Jimmy Buffet and can only imagine what smoked salmon Benedict would taste like listening to Cheese Burger in Paradise, sighed the star fish. The fish took pity

and explained how everything would taste a bit hamburgery if they listened to Cheeseburger in Paradise while eating it. I decided to ask Jimmy Buffet at a Red Robin how that worked

But finding him was not easy.My only lead was a grease trail leading onto an old yacht docked in Pago Pago.The 1st mate had a peg leg & a red cape. "Capt. Buffet don't like snoops

on his fruit loops." "Aye" said the captain. "I what Capt?" asked the 1st mate.

"Eyr patch be bothern' me matey." The Captain switched it to the other side and continued to chow down on his fruit loops. The first mate paused mid-milk pour, "Imposter?"

Imagine dozens of pirates swimming through a debris-filled sea of wood, metal, and grain, being pursued by other swimming people in slightly different uniforms. Now, imagine

these people were fishmen that breathe with fire.The pirates had stolen their treasure, the Golden Trident.This sent them into despair, as it was the last remnant of their king.