"To get you kids excited about healthy food,

"To get you kids excited about healthy food, we've made Fruit & Veggie trading cards." The teacher handed every student a pack. "I got a holographic apple," said Joe. He traded for

a mega beetroot 'powerup' card from Ros, who quite honestly wasn't interested in vegetables. She'd always been a fruit girl. Something about vegetables spooked her out.

Maybe it was the fact they came out of the ground like zombies. Or talked to each other through chemicals. Whatever it was they were freaky deaky. vegetables spooked her out.

That's why she got the rabbit and named it Bunnicula. But the mutant zombie veggies seemed commonplace to her after a while. She came to desire the rabbit's companionship. He cared

laid an egg, she made a gentle clucking noise. The warm mutant veggies accelerated the gestation period and chicks in a variety of shades were soon snuggling in his fur, warming hi

s 8 nipples. After a week of snuggling with the warm mutant chicks, not eating, drinking or getting up to use the restroom, he got a hold of himself and brushed the chicks away.

Then he stood up and walked over to his computer to read some 50 Shades of Grey clean fan fiction.

He thoroughly enjoyed fan fiction

especially erotic friend fan fictions. they were the best