One day, Steve was going about his "normal"

One day, Steve was going about his "normal" day as a secret agent. However, today ended up being much more than he would have ever expected when

two ninjas jumped out of a conviently placed alley and he had to dodge their awesomeness to the point where he almost dropped his coffee, but suddenly

a dancing pickle came flying down from the sky and the pickle was having a major sugar rush and started bouncing every where. The ninjas were confused at this random pickle when...

one just decided to walk up to the crazy bouncing pickle and take one big, ninja-sized bite. "Yummy!" He proclaimed. The other ninjas quickly follwed suit. They were so

Although Sober Ninja's do make a certain kind of

Super Chili Dip for all of the people to enjoy. They mix it up with their shurkins to give it a metallic flavor. They don't like to...

eat too much chili dip. They are afraid of its super gasly effects! Someone mixed too much of the shurikin into the dip and...

their Gasly evolved into Hauner! Er, I mean, Haunter. Training my newly advanced pocket monster friend, I plotted to wow them at their contest with my newfound "ghost chili"!

It was about this moment I realized how juvenile Pokemon battles are. Why don't I just kill them? So, I pulled out my glock, fired a bullet right in Pikachu's dome. Game over.