Once upon a time there was a dragon named

Once upon a time there was a dragon named Frank. Frank was a very curious dragon. He often would watch people and their living habits. However, he was not impressed with society.

The way the people in the kingdom, where his cave sat, were mean to each other and him. Frank wanted to go to a place where he could meet other kind dragons like him.

small about of girl dragons. He only had a clawful to pick from, but he already saw the one

that he thought would be the best dragon of all. It was a dragon that had large wings with a purple head. The dragon had a sad look upon its face. He knew this dragon would

probably bite his head off if he bothered it, so he turned and flew away. The cool air felt nice on his face and he closed his eyes in bliss. Suddenly,

he saw a mountain rising up majestically before him in the cool morning mist, not two feet away. Pow! Twittering birds & stars circled his head & bandages automatically appeared.

This is when he realized to his deep horror, his dream had come true. He'd finally entered a Loony Tunes Cartoon. A terrible, ceaseless life of pain with no real end. It wasn't fun

being Wiley E. Coyote Esq. SUPER Genius. Especially knowing you were trapped in a Loony Tune. He tried killing himself to escape, but realized, like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day

, that he'd have to change his motivations in life, so Wiley became "William", settled down, got married, had kids, & ultimately was promoted to CEO of Warner Bros.