Simply Irresistible. It is a rediculous song

Simply Irresistible. It is a rediculous song but I was listening to it hoping that somehow it might rub off on me and let me get into her pants because

she's so fine, there's no telling where the money went. It could have gone into the silicon implants, or into the seasonally-rotating skin-tight wardrobe. But I secretly hoped

she kept a secret stash of the money inside her surgically augmented bubbly buttox. Everyone knew ass dollars were extremely valuable in these tough economic times, so

a wrecking bar (she had a big purse). As they came for her, she swung, deftly cracking skulls like birthday piñatas. Prizes in the form of sticky brain-leavings littered the

the graveyard. As the hordes of undead circled around her slowly, but relentlessly, she eventually ran out of energy. She dropped her weapon, and within seconds was

set upon by countless zombies, who quickly devoured her. She had sacrificed herself to ensure that we could fix the Mystery Machine and escape the creatures. We would miss Velma.

All that remained were her glasses. Shaggy yelled at Fred, "You and your brilliant ideas of splitting up!" The Mystery Machine rolled over the hungry corpses. The Scooby snacks

attracted the Scooby Zombie but when he saw Shaggy and Fred he turned on them preferring brain snacks. Meanwhile Velma had clawed her way out from under the Vehicle. Her near-sight

edness kept her from seeing her girlfriend Marci (from Peanuts) judo-punch the Scooby zombie from attacking her ascot-wearing and stoner friends. That night, Marci became "sir."