Nick knew something was wrong when he entered

Nick knew something was wrong when he entered his house and saw a stranger sleeping on the floor with only undergarments, which was barely covering his private regions.

'How'd he get in?' he thought, looking around. The window was open. 'Dang it.' He looked at the dozing almost naked man. In his hand he held a telephone, his telephone. He picked

up a blanket and covered the naked man."Better to avoid any un pleasantries for when the police come here".He commenced dialing 911 when he suddenly felt like he was being watched.

He turned slowly to see… Naked Dead Man! standing arms akimbo and wearing the blanket as a cape. "Fear not, it is I, Naked Dead Man!" "But you're wearing a cape, so…" "Shut up!

...anywho, I sensed there was trouble so I came to the rescue, m'boy. Where's the fire?" The prepubescent teen attempted a nonchalant pose, "I, uh... I want to ask Betty to prom."

Betty was currently incarnated as a white cat with blue eyes. Her name was Susha and she was ready and waiting at the door. It was 2-1/2 years later that the boy was 6'8 and stood

in a box at the Fed Ex processing center. Wasn't reincarnation supposed to result in higher states of being?But here he was, a blithering jackass-in-a-box. Wait! What if

Then the music began, a ghastly version of "Pop Goes the Weasel" and he suddenly felt himself ejected from the box. He hit his head on the ceiling and fell to the floor in a heap.

"See," smiled the Toys R Us salesman "sound asleep when he lands- you just put him back in the box!" Daddy Daddy PLEASE can I have the jack-in-the-box with the cool man in it! O.k.