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Nick knew something was wrong when he entered

  • Nick knew something was wrong when he entered his house and saw a stranger sleeping on the floor with only undergarments, which was barely covering his private regions.

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  • 'How'd he get in?' he thought, looking around. The window was open. 'Dang it.' He looked at the dozing almost naked man. In his hand he held a telephone, his telephone. He picked

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  • up a blanket and covered the naked man."Better to avoid any un pleasantries for when the police come here".He commenced dialing 911 when he suddenly felt like he was being watched.

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  • He turned slowly to see… Naked Dead Man! standing arms akimbo and wearing the blanket as a cape. "Fear not, it is I, Naked Dead Man!" "But you're wearing a cape, so…" "Shut up!

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  • ...anywho, I sensed there was trouble so I came to the rescue, m'boy. Where's the fire?" The prepubescent teen attempted a nonchalant pose, "I, uh... I want to ask Betty to prom."

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  • Betty was currently incarnated as a white cat with blue eyes. Her name was Susha and she was ready and waiting at the door. It was 2-1/2 years later that the boy was 6'8 and stood

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  • in a box at the Fed Ex processing center. Wasn't reincarnation supposed to result in higher states of being?But here he was, a blithering jackass-in-a-box. Wait! What if

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  • this was a punishment. He repented, of the time he hit Janice on his bike, tied his mum up, borrowed his girlfriend's panties. Surely he wouldn't be a jackass-in-a-box forever?

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  • Then the music began, a ghastly version of "Pop Goes the Weasel" and he suddenly felt himself ejected from the box. He hit his head on the ceiling and fell to the floor in a heap.

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  • "See," smiled the Toys R Us salesman "sound asleep when he lands- you just put him back in the box!" Daddy Daddy PLEASE can I have the jack-in-the-box with the cool man in it! O.k.

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