As a purple giant elephant that lives in

As a purple giant elephant that lives in the sky, I am required to spell everything correctly. However, as I have no hands, it is very difficult for me to spell, so i hire a

human living in London to type my stories for me. Poor Anthony is somewhat scared of my purple skin and the clouds in which I live, but my gentle trunk can normally quiet him down.

Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with Anthony. But then I look in the mirror and see that I have purple skin and that I live on a cloud.

So I just discovered I was a new avatar, not a James Cameron avatar, but a Hindu aspect of the devine. My sphere was cell phones. I would bless Anthony's Bluetooth.

"I'm your Hindu avatar," I said into his Bluetooth. "Read the Bhagavad Gita. Don't eat burgers." Changing his number didn't make my voice go away. Anthony sought psychiatric care.

although anthony refused to believe, some part of him wanted to have a hindu avatar. so he decided to try and commiunicate with me, via prayer. iv'e stalk him.

i enjoy my live. I, a kind killer, race across the heavens looking for the fools of the world and since they are fools they stand under trees that i strike with lighting. it is fun

to cull the stupid from the fold. My work is never done. There's one crossing the street while texting . *Screech bam*. So as I was saying... Wow, that guy wants a Darwin award.

Typing three words and calling that a 'fold' is just plain suicide! So natural selection will indeed take it's course, I'll just be helping it a little bit. *Screech bam* ..Winner!