She was mid-air in the plane, when she realized

She was mid-air in the plane, when she realized she had boarded the wrong plane and now she was on her way to China instead on California.

Luckily she had her trusted snow globe of awesome with her.

Too bad she had the Refrigerator Magnet of Awesome Nullification in her pocket. It zeroed out the souvenir magic. She would have to see the Flying J Sorcerer in Hamiltonberg where

the 'Frigeratah Magnet of Ahhsome Nullification' could be forfeited for her daughter's purity, which had been stolen by the Sorcerer there the night before. The magnet glistened

like the oily home fries at Waffle House. But it was more

aromatic than that, reminding of the flatulence of my childhood. My Dad's ass began to permeate my thoughts as I tried to forget the awful, torturous memories. Alas, I could only

close my eyes and hope the memories would pass. But I couldn't get Dad's thonged rump out of my mind. My Father a cross dresser. And he was borrowing and stretching my BeBe

with his succulent man boobs. Seriously, those things are twice as big as mine. But what was I to do? He is my father after all. We just need to get him some pu$$y.

With that, my siblings and I went to the animal shelter to get my father a kitten to nuzzle against his chest. The trolls were banished from the kingdom never to be heard again.