The first time I drove on a motorway was
- The first time I drove on a motorway was the I-95 in Miami - straight out of the hire car place. It was also my first l/h drive car & the first time I'd driven on the right. Scream
- ing South Beach pedestrians cussed at me all the way down Collins Avenue. Of course seeing all those people walking down the street in their neon thongs didn't help. I wrecked into
- whatever that victim's name was, I really can't remember. Who cares how many people I kill? Vehicular manslaughter is so boring. It's so Michael Jackson.
- Now I quit driving, you can't catch me. My car has been transformed into a death machine drivern by a robot. Mr. Robot likes my car because it can go 200mph. Hahaha. He has gotten
- thousands of speeding tickets but they can't do anything because it isn't yet illegal for robots to speed. Robots are much better drivers than humans but at their speeds, any accid
- ents were preprogrammed to keep the human members of the traffic police and the insurance companies employed Just like in any other sector of the economy, robots were obliged to
- pay robot taxes and hold insurance policies on anything not covered by their robot warranties. In exchange, they were given citizen's rights and were allowed to hold office. Xygr
- was suspicious when they had to pay robot taxes, but the robot draft was a big red flag. Xygr, like Cindy Sheehan, took to protesting for higher rights for robots with tired phrase
- HIGHER RIGHTS MAKE ROBO-TICS TOCK. It wasn't a very good phrase, but tired nonetheless. The humans would laugh at them whilst fondling a vending machine for crisps, or underpaying
- Cash registers. With this new phrase, the machines had a chance to get their law passed to have more rights than to just be slaves, to finally be able to make choices of their own.
- Started
- 2013-05-01 12:55:14
- Finished
- 2019-10-15 20:24:02
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SlimWhitman Oct 22 2019 @ 03:38
Based on a true story, I'll wager, LL.
PurpleProf Oct 24 2019 @ 11:15
I suspect the same!
lucielucie Nov 06 2019 @ 14:49
I'd only just passed my test so I'd never driven very much at all tbh :)
SlimWhitman Nov 06 2019 @ 16:25
We'll let you off with a mild motorway chiding this time.