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Phazon from the Mad Sea Cows of Untranquility

  • Phazon from the Mad Sea Cows of Untranquility savored the echoes of his chuckles. "Murder in the Martian Catacombs ... " He nearly shrieked again. Upon the obsidian tiles lay

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  • a head of iron-enhanced lettuce. "Hm... a fresh head." Suddenly, a sarcophagus swung open, and out jumped Jherek Manatee of Mars! "Your life is in its final phase, Phazon," Jherek

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  • depressed the trigger on his fincuff deploying the Frisee beam.Phazon not expecting Jherek to regenerate so fast found himself entwined in the leafy buckeyball. The sinister seacow

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  • grazed on Stephen Hawking's toes. Phazon pop and locked sending a bucky ball into Jherek's face which

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  • slid down his body into a pile of goo. Jherek was down. Samus locked & loaded another phazon burst at Stephen Hawking. "Come with me if you want to live," she told the physicist.

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  • They dined at the local swedish breakfast joint, the Svea.

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  • Of course, it wouldn't be a swedish breakfast joint without swedish meatballs. So they smoke the joint and enjoyed the smell of the meatballs in The Svea, the local breakfast place

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  • , without the slightest clue what was really going on in the back kitchen. The first hint that something was wrong came when they smelt a peculiar odour from the rear-end of a

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  • bar-b-qued butt hanging out the oven door. "Hansel!" they cried, bereft. Juicy bits of fatty flesh were covered with the sauce & their mouths watered against their will.

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  • Gretel approached the oven. Her face twisted with guilt, she scooped up some of the bbq sauce and tasted it. "Delicious," she admitted, and the witch cackled. "I know!"

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