This was supposed to be that list that I
- This was supposed to be that list that I promised in that other missive. I say "was supposed to be that list" because it started with the intention of giving you the list but as yo
- u have may have already figured out, that intention never reached fruition. There is no list. However I may have discovered something much better, to amuse you with.
- u have may have already figured out, that intention never reached fruition. There is no list. However I may have discovered something much better, to amuse you with.
- u have may have already figured out, that intention never reached fruition. There is no list. However I may have discovered something much better, to amuse you with.
- u have may have already figured out, that intention never reached fruition. There is no list. However I may have discovered something much better, to amuse you with.
- Consider, for instance, the many yous you've killed yourself. The yous that wanted to buck you and do your own way. The one that wanted to skydive that one time in Ghana. The girl
- you, the boy you, the fish you, the Hindu God you. All of these you suffocated through the years, believing that they were not the true you. And now there was no you left, but the
- Shut Up Mind Your Own Business You, the Erectile Dysfunctional You, the Surgically Repaired Memories of Girls You Once Boinked You. You are obsolete and You are Not Long for the
- land of the living you. The I stop for marsupials you. The "I'm not a male Karen" you. The voted for John Anderson, Ross Perot, and Gary Johnson you. The mailed poo to an ex you.
- I heard enough monikers. I left and came back with my largest cast-iron frying pan. I raised it. “Here’s the ‘Beat your head with a frying pan ME!’” I brought the pan down hard.
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- 2021-06-13 12:56:06
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Woab Jun 14 2021 @ 11:07
It is interesting that the first line mentions a list, and by the end, there is a running list of names.
TarotGuy Jun 16 2021 @ 12:50
Re: monikers I wasn't sure, but isn't a moniker also a hand-held musical instrument with holes and reeds, which you blow into to play?
Jimbeau Jun 17 2021 @ 16:15
TarotGuy, I never heard of an instrument called a moniker; and I'm freaking old. However, since I have played guitar for 30+ years, I do remember a guitar company called Moniker. I just looked it up and discovered that Moniker Guitars are no longer in business. Other than that, I've always thought a moniker was a nickname someone used...like TarotGuy, or Woab, or Jimbeau. Tell me more about the reed instrument with holes! It sounds interesting.
TarotGuy Jun 17 2021 @ 18:59
Actually, Jimbeau, my question about a "moniker" being a musical instrument was my sorry attempt at a joke. I was actually referring to a "harmonica," which I'm certain is a musical instrument you know! In my warped mind, the words "moniker" and "harmonica" sound alike (kind of). I was fascinated to hear you talk about Moniker Guitars. I've never heard of them, so this was a bit of information I was happy to learn about, so thank you for sharing. My only experience I've had with guitar is that I played one for several years many, many moons ago. I'm also about 90 miles away from C.F. Martin & Company in Nazareth, PA. I went there once for a tour. Fascinating!
Jimbeau Jun 17 2021 @ 20:25
lol...touche, TarotGuy. You had me fooled...and, yes, I have heard of a harmonica. It truly is a small world. I was born and raised less than 7 miles from C. F. Martin & Company, but I never took the tour. They do make outstanding acoustic guitars, but I don't own one.. In fact, I still have relatives and friends who live in Nazareth, PA, but I haven't gone there for a visit in 8 years. Keep up the outstanding writing; I do enjoy reading your folds and adding to them.