She was the kind of person who goes to jazz
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She was the kind of person who goes to jazz bars to look cool,orders five different drinks with exotic names to show how sophisticated she is & I was stupid enough to fall for her
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ferret. Go into any dive and it is the gal with the weasel who always gets my time of day. I ordered a scotch straight, she ordered a Sapphire Rickey and the ferret ate pretzels.
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The two of them had much to discuss, having so much in common. She with her felicitous ferret and he with his starry-eyed stoat. They could make a good team, he thought. If only
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If only they would be friends. However, the evil witch was in the habit killing stoats and eating ferrets. It wasn't the first time that
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elephants had an orgy
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of destruction, trampling everyone. The scene the next day was that of pachyderm-meted carnage, with flattened bodies everywhere. It was not until the summer of 1976 that things
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regained their shape. A remorseful elephant brought an industrial strength air pump to Flatland and pumped us all back to the 3rd dimension. Naturally, the aftershock trampling
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had nothing to do with us so we ignored it. We loaded up in the phone booth. It was me, the elephant from planet 666, Kevin and Wombat Slayer. We dialed in the coordinates to
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our outer destination, ignited the phone booth fuselage, adjusted our masks & BLASTED OFF! In a matter of minutes, we were on course for Planet 666. Kevin & the Wombat Slayer
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had finished the design they wanted to stencil on the outside of our craft's hull, but had extra time left over, so they decided on a hippie daisy motif for its background. Costly.
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49erFaithful Jun 04 2013 @ 13:19
Perhaps she'd be interested in getting together for a drink and a balloon with this kinda guy: http://foldingstory.com/radal/ Alternatively, she might relate to the protagonist in this tale: http://foldingstory.com/9e90y/
49erFaithful Jun 04 2013 @ 13:26
Is it cheating to post links to active stories on related finished stories? If so, it's not meant to be cheating to gain a competitive edge, but to enhance enjoyment and product quality. That's just the kind of guy I am ;-)
buddyboy4711 Jun 04 2013 @ 13:31
I mean, it's no deer antler spray. Just do you, Mr. Faithful. :D
49erFaithful Jun 04 2013 @ 13:41
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's just a bottle of hair spray. And those syringes? Those are for my diabetic niece. Oh, the cream and the clear? I dunno, my trainer just said to take them 20 minutes before and 30 minutes after folding. It's probably almost completely legit.
buddyboy4711 Jun 04 2013 @ 19:37
I might've been in the Judge Judy gallery with Jim Harbaugh today, and I might not've told him anything.
Zetawilk Jun 04 2013 @ 22:46
It's okay, I almost never click links anyway. Particularly as I don't believe my crappy old laptop circa Supernatural season 1 could handle it.
49erFaithful Jun 04 2013 @ 23:21
Lol Buddy. I saw that. Guess they're bringing in Mangini to cover for Coach while he tours TV sets. Hmmmm. GB, but that's like internet surfing with an ironing board. Sure you're surfing but you've got a big chunk of metal on the bottom of your board bro. I can relate though. My laptop weighs about 38 lbs and has a crack in the screen.