It would be the Woodstock of Foldspace. Urs

It would be the Woodstock of Foldspace. Urs Tikumu had invited all the hot bands, The Endosomatics, Elements of Disharmony,M.T. Coffin & the Goosebumps, Rex Stardust & the manikins
were headlining for Uriah Ouch & the Kidney Stones. You better get your tickets now, ' cause everybody in Foldspace is gonna be there. Foldaroo happens every year in a field out in
Cyberburbia, and it's always sold-out. Don't get left in the lurch. Don't have to go far, don't even need a car. Stay on your perch; do an Internet search. Foldaroo is coming soon
to a 7-11 in Cleveland, OH. The Foldaroo kicked off well. Unlimited access to junk food in all its forms relaxed the folders enough for them to mumble "Hi" to each other before hid
deously uncomfortable ice breaker activities caused all but three Folders to leave the Foldaroo. The live FoldingStory contest was nothing like writing online. The contestants
took folding suggestions from the audience, all of which involved Richard Simmons on a Jet Ski. By 'audience', I mean the guy running the Foldaroo pizza truck. "I fold my pizza
to be most satisfactory," I said, licking pepperoni from my matted, cheese-soaked beard. Suddenly Richard Simmons actually sped in on a Jet Ski. What are the chances? "Hey, Ricky!"
Richard Simmons shouted back from his Jet Ski "Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula"
I watched as my hero, Richard Simmons went shooshing away, the salty ocean water glistening in his puffy afro. Pretty soon his striped short-shorts were just a memory, but I'm
Richard Simmons I realized. I've been lost at sea, in a gorgeous lifeboat because of that Italian captain. Hallucinations! No food for days, but I am the thinnest I've ever been.

Started: 2013-01-02 18:52:13
Finished: 2013-05-30 20:08:07

15 Comments

SlimWhitman May 30 2013 @ 20:22

I like where the Foldaroo went. Maybe not everyone is in on the joke, so... http://foldingstory.com/drw4r/breux9/
PurpleProf May 30 2013 @ 20:28

Ha! How did I miss that story with Richard Simmons, one of my all-time favorite people?! Hilarious! I was thinking Foldaroo was kinda like Bonnaroo. I think he maybe would show up!
buddyboy4711 May 30 2013 @ 20:38

I was referencing this clip in my fold. I recommend it if you haven't seen it either ever or within the last few minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k
buddyboy4711 May 30 2013 @ 20:52

Ah, that's the same link in Slim's link. Soooo watch it again or something.
PurpleProf May 30 2013 @ 23:01

OMG...I just watched the video! OK...NOW I get the story!
buddyboy4711 May 30 2013 @ 23:05

My favorite part is when Colin smokes (sorry, WHO).
PurpleProf May 30 2013 @ 23:15

He (Colin) is my favorite. What is he doing now?
buddyboy4711 May 30 2013 @ 23:19

Just being awesome and stuff, I'm guessing. I also hear they're reviving "Whose Line?" this summer and he is involved.
PurpleProf May 30 2013 @ 23:27

Might cut into some of my FS time...
PurpleProf May 30 2013 @ 23:30

Wait a minute...you're really HIM, aren't you, buddyboy? You're Colin!
buddyboy4711 May 30 2013 @ 23:44

Great, now I have to skip town. Is there another internet I can skip to? I've done some research. Ryan, Colin, and Wayne are all back, but Drew is not. I'm told that Mr. Carey was too busy spaying and neutering stray cats to make the commitment.
PurpleProf May 30 2013 @ 23:48

He should probably consult with inatick about cat litter... Sorry I let your cat outta the bag!
buddyboy4711 May 30 2013 @ 23:53

I go by the SpongeBob mantra "The world is your litter box," though I trust inatick is well versed in this sort of thing.
SlimWhitman May 31 2013 @ 07:35

FS is my litterbox. Urs Tikumu is part of an old tradition here... http://foldingstory.com/00gts/
lucielucie Jun 01 2013 @ 03:50

'All the worlds a litter box and all the folders merely turds.'