I left the library late one night around

I left the library late one night around 3 a.m. I think it was. I've always watched my surroundings but this time I had a weird feeling. No one in sight not even cars passing. Then

a blood curling scream from behind Taco Bell. Suddenly, I felt as if I would faint. I noticed a dark shadow in the distance and smoke rising from a

McDonald's at the next intersection. The Fast food ninjas had struck again. Noone felt safe ordering a Whopper or licking their fingers after an 8 piece as long as they were at lar

ge. But thankfully this was the beginning of the end to childhood obesity. No parent would allow their children to go anywhere the food ninjas might be planning their next attack!

But they didn't know was the McDonald's had created Fast Food Drones. They were operated from a bunker in Pasadena and spotted health food ninjas on the side of the road

which were hastily dispatched. The health food ninjas began traveling via underground railroad to avoid extermination by the fast food drones who were heavily armed and well connec

ticated. Fast food had the money, but like Stormtroopers they were almost comically easy to take down. The Health Food Underground Alliance (HFUA) even had the aid of the Legend

ary Jolly Green Giant. He hefted a massive ear of corn and breached through the Big Boy Infantry, Col. Sanders put down his binoculars, "Those crunchy health nuts! fry 'em!"

hurtle his aspearagus into the Chik-fill-a twerps. Long John Silver's navy arrived on time, & the old sea dog with his crew of seamen were the final nail in the Chiks' coffin.