To become someone great is a terrible ordeal

To become someone great is a terrible ordeal that only few pass, and Sampson wasn't going to be one of them. He had never wanted to be great, he had only ever wanted to leave his

parent's house and make his own way in the world. Then along came Delilah, a girl with lovely looks and long dark hair. She whispered into his ear, "If I had my way,

there'd be Viagra but REVERSED for dogs. So they'd stop humping the furniture." He feverishly started fumbling with test tubes and yellow chemicals. Delilah's crazy genius idea was

worth close scrutiny. Dog and Human behavior was reversed. The scientist humped objects now. In this case a test tube. Humping a test tube is actually not humping. It is mast

ery of science! Pavlov wrote of this, in secret works only recently revealed. And this scientist, now caninoid, was living proof! So Dr Treets and I harnessed our former colleague

laboratory, and they both were becoming obese from all the treats and very little exercise. When we ran out treats, the dogs looked at the lab rats, drooling copiously into little

Hyenas that the lab had unknowingly created playing around with DNA like they were born again Gods in search of a score. But even gods have more sense than to breed a nanohyena.

It leaped onto George, my coworker, ripping his face. Its two dark, beady eyes suddenly turned to me. A wicked fire has possessed it, and it climbed into the vent we had

tried to board up. By now George's screams had become gurgles. We dared not look. My eyes still locked on its eyes when poof! It'sGone. And the words "Suck it" lingered in the air.