Lucy Van pelt was arrested for imitating

was being cross examined by the states attorney Snoopy. "Isn't it true that you regularly visited Ms. Van Pelt to treat pre christmas depression?" "Objection, leading the witness

Said Pig Pen, a cloud of dust flew up when he sat back down. The Honorable Woodstock held up a sign that said, "Sustained." Charlie Brown got up to get off the stand, Snoopy spun a

yarn about Sunnydale Puppy Farm, gently tapping and packing his pipe. Professor Snoopy looked over his glasses and down his nose. Woodstock flew down from his judge's stand

And called charlie brown to the dinner table.

A cook with a voice like a trombone brought out a large platter on which sat Charlie Brown, roasted and lightly glazed with a drizzle of cranberry sauce zig-zagging over his tasty

football shaped goiter. He was accompanied by a Woodstock aspic & Snoopy's snout braised in a blanket of Van Pelt Lucys. Roosevelt & Marcie ducked out before the piece de resistanc

e, Peppermint Patty baked into a Peppermint Patty with a blood of hundreds of redheads as the icing. He hadn't seen that one coming. That says a lot about Charlie Brown. He never

saw anything at all, as Charlie was legally blind. Most of the time it didn't bother Charlie unless someone challenged him to a round of golf with a Peppermint Patty as the prize.

He was a blockhead. Charlie longed for his full-sight days at Woodstock, where a Snoopy middle-aged woman seduced his young body, taking his virginity. Times then were Lucy-goosey.