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What idiot architect decided to add a curling

  • What idiot architect decided to add a curling arena to penthouse garden was anyone's guess. But after a few drinks, a stone would fall hurtling the 30 stories to a bimmer below.

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  • I decided to test this that very same night. Standing on the balcony of the 30th story, I grabbed a large pebble from a houseplant pot behind me. I dropped it over the edge

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  • who was trying to write a guitar rift for Bono's next massively indignant social movement. The pebble caused the sound equipment to short and turned the Edge's guitar hand into

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  • an abstract noun. That huge rift in Bono's guitar, that gaping chasm, was but a scratch on the wider community - a scratch in the most literal sense of the word. Bono cried, "

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  • Now look what you've done! Ripped a hole in the space-time continuum! 6th-dimension beings have no ears!" Bono shrieked as a tentacle emerged from the scratch in his guitar - it

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  • was like Bono's guitar was birth to an octopus. I felt bad for the Edge, because 6th dimension creatures always have a craving that only tools can satisfy. He didn't stand a chance

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  • against Madonna's keytar player. the Edge had a plan, and the plan was simple, hit the battery compartment with a hackysack, batteries fall out. Problem? Solution. That is until

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  • The dancers collapse from exhaustion as the purple prince walks onstage singing "purple rain". The Edge got drenched in purple rain, complete with thunder and lightning miles away.

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  • On the day of his death, everyone wore purple, even to the small antiques and garden fair in PJ. But no one would buy my purple 1920's bracelet, no matter how attractively I priced

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  • it. A shame really since I had ordered about 50000 crates of 'em, to sell as memorabilia after his death. I decided the loan sharks would find me soon and fled to Mexico.

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1 Comments

  1. Flopp May 04 2016 @ 19:23

    9th line- PurpleProf is dead???

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