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Did he died?

  • Did he died?
  • "Oh he dead all right," said Fred. "Apparently the pain of his sexiness was too much too bare. But he's in a better place now." As it turns out, that 'better place' was
  • un lugar recontico que jamas había imaginado. Un lugar debilitante, inexplicable, increíble.
  • Un lugar tan estrecho que sólo podía mover los nervios lo suficiente como para respirar. Pero tenía que escapar, y la clave estuvo en su boca.
  • Metí mis dedos en su boca. Estaba lleno de algo. Algunas cosas. Maggots. Pero necesitaba la llave en su garganta.
  • I did not have the key. "SWALLOW!" I demanded. Surely there is nothing more digusting than having to swallow a mouthful of maggots. I handed her a Dr. Pepper to wash 'em down with.
  • She chugged the soda, wiped with the back of her hand and said "Not bad." Then she burped. I recoiled and looked around to see if anyone had noticed. I handed her a tic tac.
  • "I'll thank you for not bringing uncircumsized sausages into my house. I've been a strict fruitarian since 3pm," she hissed. "Fine" I replied, stuffing the pack back into my pocket
  • . The wurst part was that now I had to figure out what to do with all that kielbasa. No matter how I sliced it, I didn't feel like much of a weiner in this case. Ah, broiled again!
  • But alas, kielbasa is a bit too rich for my tastebuds. The sauerkraut though, would be conducive to my nutritional health. And the beans, they were good for the fiber.
Started
2012-05-21 20:45:34
Finished
2013-04-22 22:25:30

6 Comments

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    Zetawilk Apr 23 2013 @ 00:29

    For those who have crappy healthcare: 3. a place recontico you ever had imagined. A debilitating, unexplainable, amazing place. 4. A place so narrow that only I could move the nerves enough as breathing. But I had to escape, and the key was in his mouth. 5. I put my fingers in his mouth. It was filled with something. Some things. Maggots. But I needed the key in his throat.
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    PurpleProf Apr 23 2013 @ 15:36

    We have a thing for sausages in FS, don't we?
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    lucielucie Apr 23 2013 @ 15:42

    I was thinking the same thing about Chuck Norris. Snap!
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    PurpleProf Apr 23 2013 @ 15:45

    Do you think Chuck Norris likes sausage?
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    lucielucie Apr 23 2013 @ 16:25

    Yes
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    lucielucie Apr 23 2013 @ 16:28

    Sometimes I like being decisive.

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