Senator Alistair Jumba and his relatives

Senator Alistair Jumba and his relatives had ruled Jumba Jumba Land for centuries. So when the Boku Toku Party gained control of parliament, he immediately plotted to have them all

banished to the Ocean of Infinity, where they would remain adrift forever. But Senator Alistair Jumba and his relatives were saved by a ship full of angry, green faced

Senior Citizens on a cruise to Acapulco. "Christ, now we have to rescue Senator Jumba? Said the pissed off green faced woman in a wheelchair. (The ships guacamole had exploded

The luxurious yacht surged on leaving Senator Jumba fighting for his life. His life jacket had failed to inflate - this wasn't the plan! Senator Jumba sank until his body hit the

rainbow coral where the sharp sides got stuck in his clothing refusing to let him go. Senator Jumba fought wildly but couldn't escape on his own. Suddenly someone appeared to resce

Ss the Congress of Monkeys. The Chief Baboon proposed getting out of town fast on the Monkey Cart. It was waiting for them. All could squeeze into the back of the van as the driver

screamed "Eeee! Eeeee!", which was the secret monkey signal for all the monkeys on the Monkey Cart to go bananas. The driver stepped on the gas and the cart careened around

and caused some property damage which is still in litigation and we can not address in this story for legal reasons. We are very sorry at the inconvenience and offer you our most

deep apologies for not being able to tell you that in the end the kid confessed to killing the anthill and is now doing community service while his parents rot in jail for lying.