"No, for real! I swear hush puppies are

"No, for real! I swear hush puppies are made out of REAL puppies." Wow. My butcher had never steered me wrong in the past, so I had to believe him. Still, made me wonder if

The trip to the puppy mill would be worth it. That was the easiest place I thought I could get some puppies cheap, and then pick up some Amish pies or something. This hushpuppy rec

eptacle (or shoe box) that I had bought with me would provide excellent sound insulation against the pitiful yelps of any young dog trapped within (I knew, having already tried it)

so I took the bark proof box and put my puppy Lobo in it. He was a Great Dane mixed with Chihuahua, a "Day-Wowah." Anyways, I took this box, put an address label on it to

The Grand Hotel, Lobo's cousins' permanent home. Lobo and I went there and lived happily after with his mutt cousins. Mutts are the best pets. I think humans are mutts as well.

Humans can be tricky pets. They're cute, sure, but they're needy and get sick easily. Still, they're good for scaring off intruders. For example, one night me and Lobo were asleep

and a raccoon was trying to get into the house. Our pet human, though, took the raccoon and fed it, and said something in a human language about how "cute" it was.

Because of the language barrier, we never suspected that the human and the raccoon were planning to overthrow the household until we were out on the street. They laughed at us from

Mrs. Robinson then entered the lab & hugged him. Will, from his cage, groaned some incoherent semi-utterance. Dr. Smith guessed what it was, smiled, & slapped Will's mother's butt.