She sat down and cracked her fingers. Their

She sat down and cracked her fingers. Their tips fell silently, gently over the keys. She could hear the music before she ever began to play. Her fingers arched, and attacked

with extreme precision. She had cracked many safes, many codes, but this was going to be her finest hour. She'd snuck into the Tower of London and found the vault with the Crown

Royal. Seen only by a select few , only those with ties to the Tsar. Silently she pulled the files from her waist. She had mapped her escape using the original plans for the

Siberian Disneyland. She didn't plan to be swept up in history. When the communists fell and the Tsar came back to power

he pronounced during the royal coronation ceremony that no longer would fictional American cartoon characters be allowed to assume janitorial roles in the palace.

Somebody was going to have to ACTUALLY clean this sh-t hole palace! Barney Rubble looked aghast.

pterodactyl bones,leather thongs,empty clay tumblers,& dinoturds littered the apartment. After they came out,Wilma & Betty kicked'em out & they moved in together, but Barnie wished

he hadn't complicated his life with a cavewife and cavekids when he'd known Fred Flinstone was The One from the start. Barnie loved Fred so much, even when Fred's

chainsmoking seemed like it would never end. "Bitches gotta learn to smoke!" Barney would watch Fred start hitting his kids with the club to get them to start when the addiction