Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago,

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago,

I made a bunch of songs which weren't very good. I did enjoy 'Love Story' although it ripped off the story of Romeo and Juliet and made it bad. My biggest success was when I

Gave up...

Daddy? Whale sounds.

Meanwhile, back in Northern Israel, Jonas' parents had wondered what happened to him. "He's been gone almost 3 days," said his dad. "But I somehow feel Jonas is calling to me."

Jonas' dad rose from his chair and snapped his head to the direction where he felt Jonas was. "This way!" he announced, marching off in a seemingly random pursuit. "But Gerald,"

Three years later, this scenario repeated itself. Jonas was heard speaking to us but we couldn't locate his voice. Such an ethereal entity has no sense of geography, it just IS.

"Jonah dear, can you at least tell me if they are feeding you in this ethereal state you are in", asked his mother into empty space while wringing her hands in worry.

He only looked at her and said,"Do not fear Mother. I am fine.", and proceeded to wash the I dishes.