"i Have a plan" exclaimed the president "first

"i Have a plan" exclaimed the president "first we will hire a necromancer" he paused "then we wil raise a army of undead Zombiefish To take over the world MWAHAHAHAHA"

The first of the Zombiefish regiments marched to war againgst the pixies, who co-incidentally also turned out to be undead. Then, a brave hero, Slightlyhungry fought back valiantly

because he loved the Pixies. The band was his "awesome." He was a chubby beer expert who played "football" and the drums. He'd recently got a

. He lined up behind the Wise men. They had some major bling for this gig, but he was late. He heard it was some sort of Bar Mitzvah or barn dance. He started his drum solo.

And before you knew it, everybody was dancing and singing, until it all ended with a moving rendition of Every Sperm is Sacred by Monty Python. "Bravo!" Shouted Melchior. Triumph

of the Nerds was ascendant. Dwayne dressed as Balthasar laid down his gift of an original Mac mouse. Caspar dressed as Caspar was embarrassed because he only had a

sheet with poorly placed holes on. But he brought the Nerd Messiah a Philips CD-i with a working copy of Thunder in Paradise. The third wise man, dressed as Ant-Man, brought

a bowl of Lucky Charms and reverently placed it alongside the other gifts of the Magi, there beside the Nerd Messiah's cubicle where he kept his stack of comic books. Angels from

the Avenging Angels, dressed in skintight suits with dotted shading in their colors, sang out in immaculate chorus of dubstep and bestowed upon him his hallowed pocket protector.