C'était une fois une petit fille qui voulait

C'était une fois une petit fille qui voulait devenir une princesse...

To become a princess, the little girl dressed in pink and wore a silver tiara. But to complete the transformation she needed a kiss from a prince or a frog.

Being an odd-minded sort of little girl, she wondered what would happen if she kissed a toad instead of a frog. Would she still become a princess? Only one way to find out.

So she kissed a toad. That's when the rumors about her unnatural desire to be with animals ruined her school reputation forever.

She would try to combat the teasing and dirty looks she received from her schoolmates regarding her toad-kiss, "I was just kidding!" But no one would believe her except some dirty

soled guy who didn't wear shoes & followed her home from school. One day she stopped in her tracks and asked why he was trailing her. "I like toads and almost anything outdoorsy."

"Are you saying I'm an outdoorsy toad?" He nodded. "And stinky too." She ran home. "Mom, a guy has been following me home because he likes stinky, outdoorsy toads!" "That's nice.

I was one too until the Fairy visited and waved her magic wand. That's how your father and I met!" She returned to the park the next day and found, to her surprise, that there were

thousands of fairies hanging around waiting to hook people up. The place was lousy with them! The fairies were so despondent at the lack of love action that they were neglecting