Roger wanted to remain truly anonymous but

Roger wanted to remain truly anonymous but his conscience pressed him so he spraypainted his confession on the church wall.As he finished he heard Father Tom's voice behind him say

"That shit is da bomb, dawg. I do some graffiti myself sometimes you know?" Father Tom was in fact "Dominus" a Banksy rip-off . But roger crapped himself and started crying

to simulate being a real baby. He was a "little person" swaddled in baby's clothes. But his bassinette had a sawed off shotgun sewn into the blanket. Father Tom and Roger were abo

ve the ceiling suspended on wire. 'This has got to stop!' yelled Louella 'that pig will be a pig no matter how many diapers and baby oil you put on it!' Father Tom and Roger felt

diminished." Sarah-Sue-Ellen stopped reading Mr. Naylor's note condemning the lack of porcine marriages in the state. She considered writing to this Louella about how pigs test cos

Mic telepathy when choosing partners. The Porcine King ruled that they were immune to human interference because humans were too stupid. Louella was roasted by the editor of the

Hangman Times for thinking herself above the others. Louella was confused, for that was exactly what the Porcine King had just told them. What was she supposed to do if she could

no longer pursue her dream of being a henchperson? It was what Louella had wanted to be ever since she was a little girl, executing her Barbies and putting her teddy in front of a

fireplace. Louella balled her hands into fists. 'NO!' she thought. If I can't become a henchperson, I'll have to become the B0$$. She wasn't even sure how she pronounced the word,