ly to lose her ring from necrosis & split

ly to lose her ring from necrosis & split when rot exposed her proud carriage of nonperishable enhancements saying "I could never go with a girl who isnt' all natural." Nurse Zaza

was elated at being chosen to become world's first bionic zombie. If transplant surgery succeeded- Nurse Zaza would have arms again. She crossed her toes as Dr. Gruk put her under.

Her mother had scheduled the lobotomy without her permission, then she agreed to be a guinea pig. The promised payout was like winning the lottery. She had nothing to lose.

The lobotomist was one of those people who perform better if they just wing it. So after much waffling, he decided to detach the part of her brain that controls facial expressions

. Unfortunately however, she was already very thin and needed to eat lots of calories in order to not get blown away in a light breeze, and heaven forbid she starts laughing

or the force of her guffaws would slap her flimsy self against the wall and cause a concussion. So to safeguard against this, she stuffed her skeletal face with the most fattening

What does this mean?

It could mean that my shoes are on backwards ... Again. Or it could mean that my girlfriend's cousin's best friend's dog is cheating on me ... Again. But in fact it means

that I had watched both Fueris Buelar's Day Off and Spaceballs last night. I also watched Ice Pirates but had to leave before Krull came on. Next week we will be doing 1941 & 1212.