Avery Brooks poured his heart out in song

Avery Brooks poured his heart out in song to improvised melody. Then Shatner butt in waaaay off key, puffy faced and serious

he looked around. Suddenly, he blurted out that the technology used to create the transparent aluminum had been stolen by some half-witted, earth-bound humans from the future.

There was a gasp from the assembled menagerie. "You cretin", intoned The sentient poriferan. If the humans discovered the basis for our cloaking technology, the invasion must be

halted. The humans would only screw everything up in this tenuous coup we've been working for. The rest of the menagerie nodded to the anthropomorphic sponges and departed the

Theatre so fast that matching bookends followed and all the books tumbled onto the floor and spilled the Scyllic alphabet onto the world map. The reconfigured globules of language.

become perverse the only words this language could be used to spell were either dirty, angry, or unknown. Thus perversionangrilese was born and almost no one to escape it's spread.

The final straw came when the Oxford English dictionary added the word supercalifuckaliciousexpialadammit. It was the lead story on sixty minutes that week.

offenses taken by the president-elect is an offense in itself. But enough of that, let's talk about the role of sock puppets in the American landscape.

Americans throw away more than one sock puppet every four years. Their carcass's litter the mean streets of Rectitude, a Pence owned mine operated by slaves.