once upon a time there was an evil wizard
-
once upon a time there was an evil wizard who forced kids to create acounts on foldingstory websites, and...
4 -
it's pointless and I'm pretty sure nobody thinks it has anything to do with web designing.
4 -
but it does because its better than doing worksheets
4 -
which on paper seems like not that much work, but worksheets suck comedy right out of the
3 -
room that i was manacled in. The years had taken their toll, my beard was long and my repeatedly soiled undergarments smelled like a fetishists paradise.
4 -
With the time I had I made elaborate braided patterns in my bristly beard. I had just completed my "Ode to the Birds in the Trees," when the warden knocked on my oubliette.
3 -
"Prithee, sir, what dost thou require?" I asked."This aint the Ren Faire" the Warden said thru the oubliette hatch, "STFU with the poem recitals!" "God's teeth!" I said, "You, sir,
4 -
are a blot upon the honour of the realm, a pasty by-blow of some slatternly fishwife! How dare, sirrah, give me such cheek to my face?!
4 -
He had been dissed several times before, but none quite like this. He felt his blood pressure rising and lashed out, "how say ye that I singlehandly brought shame to the kingdom!"
3 -
His tormenter then showed him a number of records detailing the myriad ways that he'd brought shame to the kingdom. He hung his head in shame and accepted his banishment to Detroit
4
- Started
- 2011-08-11 10:09:22
- Finished
- 2012-06-29 03:24:47
0 Comments
Want to leave a comment?
Sign up!