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My brother is a wizard. He only knows two

  • My brother is a wizard. He only knows two spells, but they are very useful. The first spell allows him to be invisible and the second spell

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  • gets the girls phone numbers. Oh no, my brother never used this second spell unless a girl seemed interested, but too shy. The invisibility spell was more useful for

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  • totally no-holds-barred peeping tom stuff. My brother was nice, I was a perve. I used the invisibility spell to see my girlfriend naked, then my calculus professor, then the clerk

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  • at my mom's office. It was so easy for me to pretend to be the perfect little angel, no one had to know the real pervert i was. I enjoyed being able to play with others without

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  • Spilling the broth and yellowing the floor.

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  • Those turmeric stains never come out, but it was necessary to try anyway. Then the mop handle broke, limns and feet were twisted, the bucket tipped over, and suddenly

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  • the water sloshed in a frothing stream towards our principal, Mr. Peahead. He couldn't stop his momentum in time, and his feet gave way from under him, tossing him on his bottom

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  • and sliding him on his keester for a number of yards before he hit a wall. Mr. Peahead was very wet and very mad. He suspended us all from school and suggested military academy

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  • probation, but the school board was less than enthusiastic. In fact, Trustee Jones thought Principal Peahead's tumble was so hilarious that he posted a video of it on Facebook.

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  • The video became viral and Principal Peahead would go down in history as an internet meme.

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