When you've just murdered 10 people, you'd

When you've just murdered 10 people, you'd think you'd feel at least a few pangs of guilt. But all I could think of was a nice, hot shower to wash the blood off.

He pulled his pants down. His dick was a small pistol. He started flying, literally flying towards me. I was like m"OH CRAP NOOOOO!!!!" He was like,

"Oooohhh No she DIdn't!!!" So I smacked that transvestite like the bitch he was. I hope it hurts like hell, oh yeah, like hell,

like the hell I am to all women which stems from my insecurity at my diminutive male member. I fucked a virgin once, she didn't even blink, so I use my hands on their faces instead

i think that's what they like, isn't it? Well that gal didn't, and she smashed my face with a lamp. That day I learned a lesson, choking doesnt substitute for a small dick

van dyke CD collection. All I had was the first season of the second Dick Van Dyke show. With my cut up face I went online to order more of his shows but I was stopped in my

tracks when I saw the entire I Love Lucy collection still at one cent with 30 seconds left to go. I quickly bid and won. Still reeling from my victory, I forgot why I went online

. I only then saw the fine print. $300.00 dollars for shipping and handling? No wonder why the DVD collection was so cheep. I would have my revenge on this Ebay shyster.

So, I left a really nasty feedback. Really nasty, replete with a minus sign.