"What in God's name is going on here!?" he
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"What in God's name is going on here!?" he roared. The smell was absolutely putrid, cigarette butts everywhere, half naked Columbian's were passed out left & right, & Flint the
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Tranny was dazed and confused. He looked to his left and realized
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He was still wearing the glittery bra, pleather thigh-highs and kitten heels from last night. 'Whoa, what a night!' Tranny looked around the basement, the monkeys were still there,
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Albert, Bubbles, Curious, Cheetah, Gleek, Koko, Mojo ,Lancelot Link & Dr.Gori. Tranny changed into a pink latex thong & stilettos. Then (s)he & the nine monkies piled into the limo
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driver's steam trunk. The limo driver put them in the trunk. After a 4 hour ride the Tranny and the nine monkeys had gotten seriously car sick. At the hotel, when the trunk was
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Unlocked by G., who knew what was in it.
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So that was when Farm Boy here realized he was going to have to kill G as well for knowing what was in it. The way Farm Boy saw it, he was just doing his chores. If a cow went mad
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it was his job to get rid of it. So Farm Boy brought G out to pasture and fed him grass. "Why are you feeding me grass? I'm a full grown man." G said right before a shotgun pressed
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between his knees suddenly went off, accidentally killing Farm Boy. G hid the body in the hurricane cellar, then leapt onto a passing cattle car. Hiding among the cows, G felt
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their disapproving eyes on him, judging him, (Bastards!) as he crouched in a stinking corner and wished he'd jumped into a sheep car instead.
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SlimWhitman Nov 02 2017 @ 15:13
The disapproval of bovine society is a hard cud to chew. @pinky: I LOLed @ ur fold