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"What in God's name is going on here!?" he

  • "What in God's name is going on here!?" he roared. The smell was absolutely putrid, cigarette butts everywhere, half naked Columbian's were passed out left & right, & Flint the

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  • Tranny was dazed and confused. He looked to his left and realized

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  • He was still wearing the glittery bra, pleather thigh-highs and kitten heels from last night. 'Whoa, what a night!' Tranny looked around the basement, the monkeys were still there,

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  • Albert, Bubbles, Curious, Cheetah, Gleek, Koko, Mojo ,Lancelot Link & Dr.Gori. Tranny changed into a pink latex thong & stilettos. Then (s)he & the nine monkies piled into the limo

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  • driver's steam trunk. The limo driver put them in the trunk. After a 4 hour ride the Tranny and the nine monkeys had gotten seriously car sick. At the hotel, when the trunk was

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  • Unlocked by G., who knew what was in it.

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  • So that was when Farm Boy here realized he was going to have to kill G as well for knowing what was in it. The way Farm Boy saw it, he was just doing his chores. If a cow went mad

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  • it was his job to get rid of it. So Farm Boy brought G out to pasture and fed him grass. "Why are you feeding me grass? I'm a full grown man." G said right before a shotgun pressed

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  • between his knees suddenly went off, accidentally killing Farm Boy. G hid the body in the hurricane cellar, then leapt onto a passing cattle car. Hiding among the cows, G felt

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  • their disapproving eyes on him, judging him, (Bastards!) as he crouched in a stinking corner and wished he'd jumped into a sheep car instead.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Nov 02 2017 @ 15:13

    The disapproval of bovine society is a hard cud to chew. @pinky: I LOLed @ ur fold

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