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He took up the challenge again. Having forgotten

  • He took up the challenge again. Having forgotten what that was, he turned to his second and only found a third rail. He persevered and drew lots for weapons. The challenger drew pi

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  • He fell back struck to the quick, presumably over that special ratio of a circle's circumference & its radius. As he lay there dying among the flowers of evil he'd sown by avoiding

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  • the man, the Flower Picker, as the village folk called him, from crossing his path. You see, the Flower Picker fed on the light and color in a flower, but this man's flowers were

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  • lies with large teeth. This man's flowers were lies that had got ahead of life, hungry spirits beset from a right path which made them as hungry as a seaborne iceberg. They glowed.

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  • Those flowers were so avid for human flesh they were salivating. TBH, I did briefly consider buying a few to clean up my contact list. Text breakups are so cold. But instead I only

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  • used them to euthanise my poor old grandma. Flesh eating flowers are good for that sort of thing. We held the funeral on a Wednesday morning.

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  • The flesh-eating flowers had saved us a bundle on grandma's final expenses, and though I was sad, I knew that I had to use their power for good. That's why I started a new business

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  • The removal business. I started small, inviting my bitch boss for lunch, shocking her. She thought I didn’t like her. 2 Ativan and a glass of wine later, I fed her to the plants.

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  • It don’t matter what I’m removing. Bugs. People. Wallets. Peace of Mind. I’m in the removal business I’d tell ‘em. “Pay me in cash, beer, or dank memes,” I tell ‘em. Money is money

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  • , ya know, and I gotta do what I gotta do...and right now imma remove myself from this story, 'cause it's OVA!

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4 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 25 2019 @ 20:59

    You left the rest of us behind.

  2. Woab Apr 26 2019 @ 14:31

    Holy Moses, my behind has been removed.

  3. Jimbeau Apr 26 2019 @ 18:09

    I don't have a behind...only ahead.

  4. SlimWhitman Apr 27 2019 @ 15:08

    The protagonist was pun-ted to death.

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