Can you believe that I, the most sickly and

  • Can you believe that I, the most sickly and frailest of all my brothers, outlived them all by generations?

  • "Sure, Grandpa," Jimmy sighed. "Amazing, Grandpa!" Jane echoed, also sighing. It was a nightly ritual: Storytime with Grandpa Ghost. "He still doesn't know he's DEAD!" whispered

  • Jimmy. But their grandpa heard. "I'm-i'm Dead?" Jane came at the grandpa with a knife and nothing happened. "so i am dead, Well you two are gonna be punished for this." Grandpa

  • suddenly fell to the ground and started growing grotesquely, tearing his clothes away. Standing up the size of an oak tree, zombie grandpa bellowed "Jimmy & Jane, prepare for pain!

  • " Jimmie & Jane gaped wide-eyed at their nude grandpa & dialed the pedo/zombie toll free hotline. Ash arrived, chainsaw revved, and pruned grandpa's toupee. "Ew!" shouted everyone.

  • "Hail to the king, baby!" Ash hollered as he took off his clothes and faced nude pedozombie grandpa, manhood to manhood. Grandpa bit it off. Ash attaches the chainsaw to his groin

  • and swings his hips as the chainsaw slashes the nude pedophile zombie grandpa into a sort of nasty grey bacon that even a starving dog wouldn't eat. Ash stood over the carnage and

  • began to cry, what a terrible mess this was. how could he end up in a place like this? ash slowly turned around and began to run

  • He ran quickly, nearly stumbling over his feet on the rough terrain. adrenaline urged him forward quicker than his brain could process the situation.



  1. StigMartyr Jul 03 2019 @ 15:25

    Bit of a glitch methinks. Good story though.

  2. PurpleProf Jul 03 2019 @ 15:41

    Here is a continuation of the story... 20 years later... http://foldingstory.com/cew1j/

  3. handlotion Jul 03 2019 @ 17:47

    I'm so sorry for "spamming" no idea how I did it but I'm sorry for it :')

  4. Woab Jul 04 2019 @ 12:50

    Don't worry, it happens. Plus: It goes to eleven!

  5. IceSquad Jul 05 2019 @ 02:37

    That's like a folder's dozen.

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