I don't understand why we're on this website.

I don't understand why we're on this website. What does it have to do with web designing? I'm seriously thinking about

what's for dinner, as working while hungry leads to mistakes, such as going off on tangents entirely unrelated to the topic, when writing an essay about

becoming a wolverine, one of the most ferocious animals of the world. I am not a character in a movie or a comic, I am the real deal. I then decided to set out on a quest to

eat a burrito. I've never tasted a burrito but I hear from my friends that they are tasty. Im going to go to

american cheese, ketchup, and mayo. I drink celery soda right out of the can! No straw! I'm a wild man! My penny loafers are shiny! Check it out! Who needs a toupee? Skin is in!

I am, and will always be (dramatic pause) the Duck Man. You are pretty in pink. Together, we can conquer the world with our 80's love.

Batman had no patience for such vapid, random twits.

Bam! Pow! Kaboom! Sidekick Robin performs a quick clean-up as a remedy for the Dark Knight's growing irritation

. Robin then heard from behind him, "Hello..", so he turned around and was face to face with the Joker. Then, Batman rode in on his motorcycle and ran the Joker over. The End.