What is the sound of one hand clapping? It's

What is the sound of one hand clapping? It's going to sound a lot like one hand slapping you along side the head if you don't knock it off and tell me what the secret of life is.

Okay, okay! Here - have some peanuts and a pint, and I'll tell you. Just quit slapping me! It's 42. But don't panic. I know how to

get to the Tube station before he can find us. There is an underpass just round the corner where a couple of tramps hang out. They smell of urine and special brew but don't speak.

Following the instructions, He walked to the hoboes and took a big whiff. Yep, this was place. The mute derelicts offered booze. He declined and waited for his contact to arrive.

A shopping cart rattled up. The wheels had spinners(!)--this must be his contact. She stepped from behind the cart, spit some juice from her chew in his general direction and said

"There's a special on vlasic dill spears in aisle six. Here are the coupons." She handed him the bar coded instructions for Operation Pickle, turned on her heels & left.

She slammed into a couple who were on Operation Sauer Kraut. She was on Operation Pickle. Her father said hit first, ask questions later. She swung a giant

water balloon filled with vinegar, garlic gloves, and allspice berries and busted it all over the Germans, pickling them instantly. But their daughter rose up and hurled a cabbage

soaked in mede and laced with nutmeg, then carefully spiked with cloves. I could not believe at which speed it came at us, considering the fragile figure of the Germans' daughter

lead me to believe she could not throw the stein so hard so fast so far and so accurately! I caught it and chugged the entire concoction, felling sick but triumphant!