I have been told one thing about this town

I have been told one thing about this town over and over again. Its a phrase made up of five words. It goes like this,"It rains something rotten here."

Now, the town over yonder, they have their own 5 word saying, "The Dogs here bark something..." They miscounted words, so they got stuck with a partial saying. But the children

of the town hold the other half of the saying. I wanted the info from the kids. Which was why I had one tied to my kitchen chair. "The Dogs bark WHAT?" I demanded, taser in hand

the silky tiger with ochre eyes. She picked it up and tased me - the full 50,000 volts. As I lost control of my body, the last thing I remember is her jaws clamping onto my thigh

And I screamed. Four years later, I went to my doctor and found I had been given a curse. What curse, I asked. She didn't know.

She said she would treat it symptomatically, since many curses can have similar signs and symptoms. A small part of me still wanted an answer, so I went for a second opinion.

The Mayo Clinic specialist gave me a stern look. "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Either we cut this thing off, or you wash yourself & get this rodent poop off your b

odacious biceps bumptiously but basically basidiomycetous brachycephalism bradokinetically bifurcates bollocks." "Can you explain that in laymans terms?"I asked the mayo specialist

. "Nice spread by the way, " I added. She stood upright abruptly. "Study break! "