Ambrose Luxor sulked as the acclaim for his

Ambrose Luxor sulked as the acclaim for his opening act, My Darling Hothouse Outrage, went on and on. He was the only surviving member of Overmind Resistance, but his Gretsch and h

his amplifier were the only things that mattered. With these he could talk to people. When he played everything else disappeared. He didn't need any of the other band members.

Such a simple, innocuous question. And yet, don't life's most important moments begin just this way? He sat, unsure whether the silence meant acquiescence or...something else. "Do

I talk now or do you talk?" he said hoping he chose the right path of action. After all, this was life's most important moment and he didn't want to screw it up.

"No, I'm asking you. Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?" asked the Pastor, adding "Come on man, it's not like having to choose a salad dressing!"

But it was because this was The Price is Right & he'd won a Wedding. There were three brides standing at the alter & he had to choose. Would it be the Blonde, the Brunette, or the

Surprise Candidate (Angelina Jolie?)? But Al was a cautious man, & said:"Bob, I choose the Blonde!" Wrong answer, Al. Cause the "Surprise Candidate" turned out to be his wife, who

Donned a wig and clothes from the Viva Vintage shop around the corner. The surprise candidate held a little more than a million dollars in ransom ???? money. Daddy the bank robber

could see that was where the money was but the Mountain wasn't quite ready to fall into the sea. The surprise became a dark horse & ran roughshod over the rest of us & we loved it.