Once upon a time, a princess who was very

Once upon a time, a princess who was very revealing, she did not like to wear dresses, heels, jewelry or crowns, she liked to bring pants, tennis, play soccer, nintendo..

Some nasty boys saw her nintendo hanging out of her pants & had some nasty thoughts that they had all by they ownselves. She didn't put them nasty thoughts there. Why they looking?

But one day, Peach (for she liked to call herself Peach) was taken by a large demon disguised as a turtle. But the guardian angel found mushrooms that made him grow larger, and he

could not really help Peach as the demon had hidden her into his turtle shell where it was really dark and damp; however, this didn't stop her guardian angel from looking for her

and giving Peach the power to either become another guardian angel or escape from this turtle shell. She said." Hmm i pick

escaping this turtle shell! It's getting real sweaty in here!" Peach was released from her prison, her wish granted.

And all the little peach trees of the world blossomed as one, and from each bloom floated a little peach baby, wafted on the sweet scent. Peach gathered them into her castle and

stuffed them into a smoothiemaker. Recently Peach had made up her mind to live a healthier life and those sweet juicy peach babies were the perfect source of vitamin that she neede

d to help her brain get back in shape. Now maybe she would actually remember which castle she was supposed to be in.