When you eat too many Fudgesicles in the

When you eat too many Fudgesicles in the summertime, your shorts get tight. When you wear tight shorts, you can't decide if you feel sexy or portly. When you're indecisive, you

get hopelessly confused and forget what caused your indecisiveness in the first place and end up

working in either insurance or retail. Now, this is how the fat-assed manager became the regional manager of prudential. It was a classic move, one of the really gutsy ones.

Ofcourse his promotion wasn't deserved & ofcourse he felt the need to reorganize things. At the first Prudential of Oman Wadi bin Khawtar regional meeting he ordered that all emplo

yees commit suicide. Most did and those who did not all received promotions for disobeying him. He did make it clear this time that he was to be obeyed from now on. To prove it, he

picked up Little Orphan Annie by the hair and threw her into outer space. "And the same will happen to you, if you don't obey me!" he sneered. We all looked at our shoes and tried

not to giggle or smile due to the fact that the man didn't throw Annie into outer space, but he threw one of her many stuffed animals instead. The man was blind in one eye, we all

Future - Wicked started to play and I

Opposed Demon Queen on all fronts. I will get you, she kept whispering. I just told her to shut up. Demon Queen threatened to kill me because her tongue was too long for her teeth.