At the hallway,on a tiny round table,a huge

At the hallway,on a tiny round table,a huge vase full of lilacs made her uneasy.Tamara was not the most graceful creature and with her luc, trying to walk by that set would prove

by "steeled" I mean "sliced open with a steel katana". Nobody showed up to Tamara's funeral because she was a loser. Everybody

went to her funeral anyway because it held at a SMOG check center, so they figured they could smog their cars while they looked at her dead body in the open casket.

It was ironic 'cause she'd met her maker in the garage with a pipe to the cabin of the old Chevy her coffin rested in. Orly opened her last box of cheap cigars & everyone lit up

the emergency flares contained within, hoping the rescue planes would see them and deliver them from Brokeback Holler. Dueling banjoes and pig-squealing contests were fun only so

Long as the sunsetwas after 800.

Since the sunset occurred at 8:29 & using a conversion factor of 1.3 because of her latitude the length of her shadow was determined to be a potato with a fork sticking out of it.

Following this grim image, Manatee came upon a dreadful sight: Mr. Potato-head had been viciously stabbed with a fork and left to die. :It... was... the missus..." he gasped before

the last of the butter drained out of him, but not before Det. Manatee heard clearly his very last utterance. "Russet!" With that, Manatee spud away. He knew where she was hiding!