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The last time I saw Frank my door was flying

  • The last time I saw Frank my door was flying off it's hinges, as he barreled into my living room ready to pound my head flat. I couldn't really blame him, as hours ago I had
  • I had totally jacked into his Wi-Fi and watched Family Guy. It's not really my fault, he didn't passcode protect his Wi Fi which pretty much means that
  • I'd crouch in his bushes and watch Hulu all night. But one time his Wi-Fi was pretty laggy so I taped a piece of paper that read "Stop Downloading Porn" to a brick and chucked it
  • through his window. Surprising, this ploy worked, for he did stop downloading porn. But he also called the police. Now, ordinarily, I'd be worried about this, but this time, I
  • was facing serious jail time for sexual-bigotry-related hate crimes. Can't they understand that my fundamentalist ways make me right!? Nobody should enjoy erotic materials! I ran
  • crazy trying to hide my true self, however. My supporters had no idea I was an underground porn star known simply as "Lips." I assumed the conservatives would never find out, but
  • one of them was traveling on the tube in rush hour when I was filming a scene. Porn in crowded carriages is challenging and my foot was stuck in the face of... my biggest political
  • foe, the Veterinary Lobbyists. Ever since we filmed a scene with a blind person being lead by a guide dog the Veterinary Lobbyists have been lobbying against the porn industry
  • and when Willen Dafoe accepted the invitation to direct and star in the next xxx rated movie,we thought we could celebrate,but still the Veterinary Lobbysts were against
  • it."Too much musk.",they said.And just like that,the production was shut.The moose felt the most.
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2011-06-23 15:00:26
Finished
2013-07-05 15:28:38

3 Comments

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    PurpleProf Jul 05 2013 @ 17:49

    Oh Sherpa and Sheba...are you by now wondering what you've gotten yourselves into? :)
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    lucielucie Jul 06 2013 @ 06:23

    Buddyboy's fold made me lol
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    Serpa Jul 13 2013 @ 13:32

    I know I am,Prof,but how about the moose?

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