SWM seeking S?F for adventure and romance.

SWM seeking S?F for adventure and romance. Physical specs not paramount but must be fit and a lover of new experiences. Please message me for additional details or to meet.

- I read your lonely hearts ad, I have these questions: 1 Do you like spaghetti? 2 Are you afraid of heights? 3 Are you really a man? Please provide a chart of yr tattoos. No Leo's

And I got back the answers:1Yes.2No.3Of course not.I have one tattoo of a dripping banana split and I would love you to lick it

because you are a dog. Oh sweet dog, what is it like to be able to lick filthy things off the street and not die? What is it like to be able to eat poop and not bat an eye lash?

"It's quite liberating, actually" the dog said agreeably."On the other paw, there are certain unpleasant expectations, like that whole 'man's best friend' myth. And I despise fetch

, am not much of a butt-dog, and I get a long great with the mailman. His name is Ted, and every Sunday we watch HBO shows and eat tacos," the dog added. And with that, the dog

looked at the watch on his paw and said "Oh crap! It's game night! I'm late!" and trotted off to Ted's house. I was glad he was gone, as he smelled really gnarly on account of all

Confetti and remnants of the meteorite that had just passed overhead exactly 2:64 ago. Ted had to change all his clothes and quickly put his parrot costume on before his wife came.

When she did she simply rolled over without looking at his costume and fell asleep. Luckily so since just about then Ted's parrot costume started to molt all over the Ottoman who

really wasn't in those type of things.He woke up next day yawn and got to the toilet to make his "usual" work he looked in the mirror and realizes he became a furry.THE END