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Cold chicken. After the suit, the airlock,

  • Cold chicken. After the suit, the airlock, the drift across space, the frying of their airlock control & them getting spaced. After all that, all I got is a plate of cold chicken.
  • I mean, I don't mean to seem spoiled or ungrateful. It's not like I just defeated the galaxy's greatest arch-enemy by blasting him out into space! Im fine with eating cold chicken.
  • At least in my dreamland you can't overshine me, for fucks sake this is the only place that gives me any sort of feeling of accomplishment, however fake. So I swung the the sword
  • Yeah, the sword. That was something that made me very uncomfortable. Anyway, a dream is a dream so I gotta keep up in the peaceful land of my dreamland, so I used my sword to wave.
  • Unfortunately, I misjudge its awkward weight, and the sword slipped from my sweaty hand as I waved. the razor-sharp blade fell towards the ground, slicing off the face, breasts,
  • and thighs of the person in front of me. The realization that I had just murdered somebody was enough to make me go insane. I realized that I was facing a life in jail, and so I
  • quickly fathomed that holding on to the last receding tides of my own sanity would be essential to maintain a level head in this situation and figure out the best way out.
  • I closed my eyes and focused on my breathing -- escape could only come from within. The world around me melted away until the only thing that existed was my breath. Opening my eyes
  • I looked for a way out once more with a new sense of calm. The main way out seemed like a no-go, so nodding to myself I fumbled around, quickly, for a secondary means of escape.
  • I found a door in the basement I'd never seen before. When I opened it, I was sucked into a wormhole that transported me millions of light-years away... into a vacuum. Uh... bye.
Started
2017-08-30 18:06:54
Finished
2023-01-05 08:09:53

2 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Jan 05 2023 @ 08:12

    Started in space, ended (presumably) in space. :)
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    St.Molecule Jan 05 2023 @ 23:04

    i'll just leave this here. https://voca.ro/1jNcK2n3Xh0L

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