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Big Macintosh wanted his kid sister's attention.

  • Big Macintosh wanted his kid sister's attention. "Now, Apple Bloom, this here's B. F. Skinner. He's gonna put you foals in a box!" B. F. Skinner was busy tinkering with the box.
  • Apple Bloom wasn't impressed. B.F. Skinner was a skinny young man with a pair of cracked glasses and a protuberant nose. The kind of protuberant nose you might hit if you weren't c
  • ompletely wedded to passive aggressive forms of communication. Apple Bloom wrote BF Skinner a note. 'Please turn your head to the side when you're near me. Your nose blocks the sun
  • ken treasure from sight, yaaaaar" and BF Skinner's nose was lopped off by a sword. It was Cap'n Wierdbeard. Apple Bloom tore up the note. This was not a good time to
  • Be with Mountain Girl. She and Jerry Garcia were busy making their own ketchup. Their organic tomatoes were world famous. The ketchup was fantastic and they must have added to it.
  • Amazing! Jerry Garcia & the Mountain Girl hiked up into the Alaskan wilderness in search of wild roots, nuts and berries for Jerry's upcoming Dizzy Grizzly flavor but they got lost
  • somewhere around Sarah Palin's house and their frozen bodies were not found until the following May. Jerry Garcia's corpse fit nicely in the small, round box, but the Mountain Girl
  • had to be broken into 5 smaller pieces in order to fit in a non-conspicuous crate. It wasn't standard that the bodies be frozen for so long, but they had to save enough to create a
  • space for the new shipment coming in on Saturday. The abundance meant only one thing: a BOGO sale on frozen "meat" this week at Madame Wong's Emporium. "Hung yung & taste fresh!"
  • However, Katy was scared to go in. The ad had a scary effect. It was like it was written that way on purpose, Katy went in only to be surrounded by Pedo Bears. It was a terrible en

1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Nov 08 2016 @ 16:32

    d to Jerry Garcia, but Madame Wong was grateful for the ripple effect. She sold out within 2 hours.

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