I said Hai to the dog. Claire P xxx

I said Hai to the dog. Claire P xxx

So says my welcome mat facing the door's adjacent wall. Being paranoid doesn't help in a neighborhood where the neighbor mows his driveway and there's still morning milk delivery.

Paranoia is in the eyes of the man who mows his driveway, and doesn't care about how it looks to his neighbors that he's moving cement

Whereas the grass is begging to be cut because the individual strands of grass were strangling each other. The grass was sneezing too, machine gun style, when not singing

. But Charlie the wizard knew that he had to talk to the grass before he cut it. So, he walked up to the grass blades and demanded that they stop singing & wrestling each other.

the grass just laughed in Charlie's face. "Some wizard you are!" it sneered, spitting chlorophyll in his eyes, "Just try to stop us!" "Flibbety-Zing, Flibbety Zang!" screamed Charl

ie, temporarily incapable of wizardly intonation, invoking a demon with a scythe who mowed the grass. The grass merely jeered and overwhelmed Charlie with its freshly mowed scent.

Charlie doubled over in only his 3rd ever olfactory orgasm. The freshly mowed scent was relentless. Charlie couldn't catch his breath. He was beginning to hyperventilate. The spell

ing of the spell n o s t r i l m a d u s made him hypersensitive to smells. Would he sneeze his brains out? No! He plugged his nose & became a successful sleuth with no hound.