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Mrs. Owens had an amazing pair of knockers.

  • Mrs. Owens had an amazing pair of knockers. They were enormous heavy things festooned with ornate decorations & hung heavily from front and back doors of her mansion. I lifted the

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  • incredible knockers just to hear that sound. The door opened. Mrs. Owens was in the doorway. She'd had lots of plastic surgery all around her

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  • tits but nothing actually done to them. This created a peculiar "cratering" or "sagging mountain top" effect that was all the rage. Mrs. Owens beamed with pride.

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  • But I came back the next day and to my surprise they were as perky as Mt. Everest. Who knew...

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  • Mt. Everest could be perky. I found this delightful fact out on my recent trip to climb the mountain. I had been training for months, and on the final stretch toward the summit,

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  • I was almost to the summit of Mt. Everest when my foot slipped.

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  • "Avalanche!" I yelled in a moment of self-fulfilling prophecy panic (as if yelling, "Fire!" in a crowded theatre in itself burned the place down). The Everest snow enveloped me and

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  • I lost all hope. Why had I decided to go to the top of the mountain alone? Suddenly, a white light enveloped me. Was I going to Heaven? "Spencer." a voice said. Sudd

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  • enly, on the peaks top, I saw my dear mum in a bright light holding a freshly baked pie. "Is that you?" "No dear, you are just suffering from lack of oxygen. Where's your mittens?"

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  • Mittens? I looked down at my front limbs and gasped in surprise. Thumbs? When did I get those!? Where are my hooves!? I snapped to reality on the mountainpeak and walked back down.

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